“I’m in “love” with someone I’ve never met”
Regular peoples’ reaction:
Tumblr peoples’ reaction:
Those people with cars as their profile pictures on Facebook.
so… you’re a transformer?
(Source: bengalibabu)
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking
EVERY TIME.
WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED
CONGRATULIONS,
YOU WON
When you were younger and a friend came round
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
